Wednesday, December 28, 2005

2005 Statistics

Jobs lost: 1. Tax Office gave me the arse after the tax peak. I don't think I fully appreciated how good it was, sitting on your arse, listening to your music and typing whilst getting 20 beans an hour for it until I lost it.
Jobs worked during 2005: 4. LANMine, Tax Office, Bar Work and stinking BP.
Amount earnt: Not a lot. I'm terrible with money. Anything I did earn has long since been pissed up against some wall.
Drinking Highlight: Big-cup night. Best night EVER! Hittin it with Jen is always good value (she doesnt drink much, but she's freaking good value when she does!). And an unclaimed vomit on the bed in-between her and her best friend in the morning is testament to how rad this night was.
Drinking Lowlight: Going too hard too fast at the Berrigan Cup and staggering home at only 10pm. Admittedly, I had gone out to the Business Club Ball at uni the night before, picked up some girl and not slept. But still, 10pm? Shameful!.
General Highlight: Snowboarding with Fanky / Jen / Baz / Rel / Liz / Hannah etc. Snowboarding never gets old for me, and that was a great day.
General Lowlight: Losing ATO job and being penniless for a month. This was just plain cruddy. I had no money, 2 shifts a week at the LAN Mine, and was eating Mi Goreng noodles for a month. Don't get me wrong, they're a great noodle. But a cheap noodle they remain... in hindsight, it's probably lucky I didnt get scurvy during that month!
Favourite Drink: Corona's!
Runner up favourite drink: Jager Bombs.
Girlfriends: 0. There were a record number of pickups, one night stands etc, but strangely, no girls that I genuinely liked, liked me back. Or maybe not so strangely. Albury isn't so big, so i'm probably known as "Sir STD" or something by the females of this area by now.
Pickups: Not sure... round about 20?. Jen calls me a man-whore, Em calls me a hussy, and my mates call me the "Venus Hinchtrap". I'm not sure whether I should be proud, but when I see how happy some of my friends are with their significant others, it makes me realise how shallow the whole 'picking up' thing is.
Favourite Sad Song: Finger 11 - One Thing.
Favourite Happy Song: Fall Out Boy - Sugar we're going down.
Favourite TV Show: House
Favourite Game: World of Warcraft (lev 57!) and Counter-Strike: Source.
Favourite Movie: Napoleon Dynamite
Best Gig: Foo Fighters.

Anything else you want to know about my year? Leave a comment...
coming up, New Years Resolutions!
-j

3 comments:

jenu said...

very good post...well worth the wait. Hope next year turns out a bit better for you and you find that elusive girl. By the way...its not Sir STD its General Gonorrhea or Captain Chlamyida!

Anonymous said...

Private Pimples

-j said...

or Sir Scratchy, Seargent Spots, or the mighty 'Inflamed Avenger!'